PANTUN- Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere, better u got lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves.

Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you!

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la!

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or pontianak

19 comments:

lavea said...

Ahhaha~

"penburuk" said...

suka part yg akhir tu....hahahha

NoRMaziRa BiNti Md ALi.. said...

hahahaha..lawak n SeNgaLL..

Afzainizam said...

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tomio said...

http://www.panduanblog.net/index.php?ref=comet_39

zmah said...

MAcam-macam...tapi memang berlakulah sebegini.

MASZ said...

mohon share yer..

Mia-Melati said...

saya pun nak share....boleh ya

chocolate orange house said...

ni mesti kes kahwin ikut nafsu.
follow nafsu coz she/he hemsem or rich don't want to lose them so marriend fast.
if follow agama love them because they attitude,soleh-last until death la.

tiQa said...

haha...!berharap jgn la jd mcm ni lat sy 1 hari nnti..:)

Mr.Ady77 said...

mohon share kat blog kite yea.. (^_^) tq..nice !!

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eLFiRa aRisanti said...

wah wah

ADEAL said...

mintak share dan mintak halal ya..nti sy letak link ni..tq..muaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

ShalleyanNa said...

mnx tok d share kan d blog shaye yup,,

bp said...
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Eyfa Zalifa said...

nak izin share kat blog saya ye..thnx sangat:)